You want to know what's going on, but you're a busy, busy person. I mean, golly, you've only got a few hours every day at work to catch up on your web surfing, and you can't spend too much of the company's bandwidth just perusing for updates on my site, right? Thus, Duck Dispatch is born. News. Updates. Information. Shouts out to my peeps, and yours. And occasionally, something really interesting. (There is no express or implied guarantee of anything interesting.)

To make you review even faster, we've added this key to the updates:
	Frank's Chicks updated		Travel update for a trip by air
	Frank's Spoiled Movie Endings		Travel update for a trip by land
	FrankPals© updated		Travel update for trip by sea
	FrankStuff! merchandise updated		Shouts out to my peeps (or from you to yours)
	News that doesn't fit in another category		Web content update

	31 December 2005 - The NEWS page is retiring... check the same stuff out in the chat/forum, The Nest (http://nest.allaboutfrank.com)
	31 December 2005 - Added 26 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	16-23 December 2005 - Once again hangin' out with Angel
	30 November 2005 - Added 50 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	01 November 2005 - The Duck is the New Orange t-shirt is here!
	31 October 2005 - Added 76 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	15-29 October 2005 - Hang out with Angel and do a whole lotta nothin'
	09 October 2005 - Wine & Cheese Festival in Riverbank, California
	08 October 2005 - Another wedding to complete my month's wedding crashing
	01 October 2005 - A wedding to start one of two consecutive weekends of wedding-crashing
	30 September 2005 - Added 56 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	09-11 September 20050 - Back to Four Corners and the Monument Valley desert area
	31 August 2005 - Added 101 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	29 August - 5 September 2005 - A week in the desert at Burning Man again (last went in 2001)
	13 August 2005 - I popped by the San Francisco Cable Car Museum
	12 August 2005 - Added a few new pals: Amos, John, Sarah, Sport and Thomas
	10 August 2005 - The Frank Shop has added a License Plate Frame for your ride!
	06 August 2005 - Isabelle gave me a squeeze at a recent trip to the water park
	31 July 2005 - Added 71 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	31 July 2005 - A ferry ride got me to Sausalito, California to wander around for the afternoon.
	08-10 July 2005 - A weekend jaunt to the San Diego Zoo!
	01 July 2005 - Six months since we last archived some updates, but you can still read about old stuff from here.