You want to know what's going on, but you're a busy, busy person. I mean, golly, you've only got a few hours every day at work to catch up on your web surfing, and you can't spend too much of the company's bandwidth just perusing for updates on my site, right? Thus, Duck Dispatch is born. News. Updates. Information. Shouts out to my peeps, and yours. And occasionally, something really interesting. (There is no express or implied guarantee of anything interesting.)

To make you review even faster, we've added this key to the updates:
	Frank's Chicks updated		Travel update for a trip by air
	Frank's Spoiled Movie Endings		Travel update for a trip by land
	FrankPals© updated		Travel update for trip by sea
	FrankStuff! merchandise updated		Shouts out to my peeps (or from you to yours)
	News that doesn't fit in another category		Web content update

	31 December 2003 - 141 Movies added to the list. Even busier than last month!
	19-22 December 2003 - I got to hit Legoland and Disneyland as part of a mini-vacation.
	07 December 2003 - I wandered around Albany, California, nearby Berkeley and the Cal Bear's UC Berkeley campus.
	05 December 2003 - I added Collin and Sundeep as FrankPals that I bumped into during the governor's visit.
	05 December 2003 - While trying to see this week's movies, I was slowed down by the California governor's visit.
	30 November 2003 - 80 Movies added to the list (previously-related stuff). A busy month, eh?
	25 November 2003 - Off to Santa Barbara, California and at the courthouse where Michael Jackson was arraigned.
	23 November 2003 - A full tank of gas and I found myself in Carson City, Nevada on a whim (and in a car).
	10 November 2003 - If it's still raining, try having a bowling night.
	09 November 2003 - Perfect rainy day activity? Go to the aquarium.
	08 November 2003 - Movies spoiled today: Brother Bear, In the Cut, The Human Stain, Shattered Glass, The Station Agent
	04 November 2003 - Few spoiled movie endings added: Bubba Ho-Tep, The Holy Land, Sylvia, Wonderland, Matrix 3.
	31 October 2003 - I got to do the pumpkin carving and trick-or-treating this year. Hurrah!
	31 October 2003: 43 Movies added to the list from previously released films (stuff not in the theaters any more, yo)
	28 October 2003: Decided to spoil Beyond Borders and Radio... although Beyond Borders ruined itself, mostly.
	26 October 2003: Added The Other Side of the Bed (from its Spanish subtitles) and Scary Movie 3.
	23 October 2003: Movies added from recent weekends include Good Boy! and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
	20 OCtober 2003: Movies added from this weekend include House of the Dead, Mystic River, and Runaway Jury.
	17-19 October 2003: It's the season to hit the Pumpkin Patch and neighboring corn patch. Yee-haw!
	12-16 October 2003: I'm in Denver, Colorado with Tubby for what-not -- it's the Mile High City!
	10-12 October 2003: I bounced out to the Lodi Juggling Festival, and even added 12 new FrankPals!
	10 October 2003: I added a bunch of movies today: Intolerable Cruelty, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Out of Time, and School of Rock.
	1-7 October 2003: A week without Tubby as I went to, from, and near Moab, Utah for the Blazer Bash 2003.
	30 September 2003: 44 not-new-release films added to the Spoiled Movies list.
	30 September 2003: Updated the buttons to now include buttons for My Blog and the Frank's Chicks.
	29 September: Added spoiled endings to Duplex, The Rundown, and Under the Tuscan Sun
	27-28 September 2003: I got to hang out at a Southern California ranch for the weekend.
	21 September 2003: Added spoiled endings to Cabin Fever, Secondhand Lions, and Underworld.
	18 September 2003: Added nine new FrankPals from today's trip to Disneyland.
	14 September 2003: Updated stuff on the site map, added The Order (2003) movie ending, and misc. other updates.
	11-19 September 2003: I'm in Anaheim, California, for Tubby's work conference. I get to go to Disneyland. :)
	10 September 2003: We've added a ton of movies -- check 'em out on the list of recently added movies page.
	07 September 2003: I attended the Italian Festival in Monterey, California. Bocce ball -- fun stuff!
	01 September 2003: I made my way to the San Francisco Zoo for an outing.
	31 August 2003: 41 not-new-release films added to the Spoiled Movies list
	30 August 2003: I wandered around the San Diego area and visited of the surrounding cities
	21 August 2003: I got to re-visit the Grand Canyon, Flagstaff and some towns around there
	18 August 2003: We managed an interview with our new Fire Chief, Molly Springer.
	17 August 2003: I've added Freddy vs. Jason, Open Range, and Uptown Girls to the movie spoiler list.
	14 August 2003: My first football game, 49ers vs. the Raiders (obviously, a pre-season game).
	13 August 2003: Added some Employee Resources to the Everything Else / Writings section
	10 August 2003: We've added new releases of S.W.A.T., Gigli, Freaky Friday, and Seabiscuit to the list.
	08 August 2003: Bridget for Governor of California. Write her in on the October 7th election!
	02 August 2003: The Spoiled Movie Endings are alive and kicking! (Everything Else was also hatched.)
	24 July 2003: I went to a Fleetwood Mac concert. Enough said.
	22 July 2003: I'm delighted that Jessica has joined the ranks of the Frank's Chicks
	12 July 2003: Julia becomes the fourth of the Frank's Chicks in the collection
	04 July 2003: How better to celebrate freedom than by detonating colorful explosives?
	03 July 2003: Hilary hooks up with me to become the latest of Frank's Chicks.
	02 July 2003: I figured it's time to mention I decided to begin keeping a Blog for... y'know, whatever.
	25 June 2003: Cynthia joins the team as one of Frank's Chicks.
	18-24 June 2003: I went along to South Dakota and crashed the Carda Family Reunion (held on 6-24-03).
	05 June 2003: Added a form for becoming a FrankPal, and added Annabelle, Doris, Kim, Nelly, Patty, Pinky, and Susan.
	03 June 2003: Legal Disclaimer has been updated -- that's why we have a Legal department.
	01 June 2003: I ended up going stag to Senior Ball this year, but not because I'm not popular.
	23 May 2003: Added the Duck Dispatch (the latest news) section... which you're reading now. Yea!
	16 May 2003: Decided to check out Calico ghost town... a crappy tourist trap, as it worked out.
	13 May 2003: Off to Central Arizona and some other places.
	06 May 2003: Things look different? They should. The site design changed. Wanna read more about it?
	02 May 2003: What's springtime without a jaunt to Death Valley? Exactly...